Please enable Cookies and reload the page. You’re getting upstaged, Bill, yo you just got played! Follow @genius For instance, Doctor Seuss relies on pictures to help tell his stories. (Dr. Seuss is an alias since he is not an actual doctor, though his parents wished he had become one.) And to top it off you’re not a doctor, I’ve never seen a softer author ( Log Out /  [Thing 1 and 2] I hope you know the stakes I' ll put a slug between your shoulder blades Then ask what light through yonder poser breaks? Horton l'elefante è protagonista di un libro di Dr. Seuss in cui vuole ascoltare quello che gli abitanti di un minuscolo pianetino (grande come un granello di polvere) hanno da dirgli. Little kids get scared when I step on the mat And to top it off, you're not a doctor. They'd need someone to help them learn about history, settlement, ecology and sustainability to get to the core of the story's message. //]]>, Sorry, we have to make sure you're a human before we can show you this page. Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. LYBIO.NET Discover New Reading Content. I hope you know the stakes I'll put a slug between your shoulder blades My rhymes are classic, your crap is drafted by a kindergartner high on acid I hope you know the stakes I'll put a slug between your shoulder blades then ask what light through yonder poser breaks? Dr. Seuss vs Shakespeare Lyrics. Date: 2011 Posted by: Nice Peter ... (Dr Seuss himself remains silent throughout) with the expected retorts (“you bore people to death / you leave a classroom looking like the end of Macbeth”). You crook, you, I bet you wrote the Twilight books too! Egads is another old-timey word expressing one's surprise. Shakespeare: Come bite my thumb, I hope you know the stakes, I'll put a slug between your shoulder blades Then ask what light through yonder poser breaks I hath been iambic on that ass, ye bastard, my rhymes are classic, Your crap is drafted by a kindergartner high on acid Ye hoebag! / DR. SEUSS! ( Log Out /  //